Author's Appearance:First Night

"Man...if it keeps snowing like this,we'll never get back home and report in time..."Allen groaned.

"Cheer up."Lenalee smiled."It's not like it won't stop."

"Yeah but..."Allen stammered."What if Komui misunderstood and....HE'LL MURDER ME!"

"He won't.He'll understand."

"I hope so..."Allen said."Anyway,we'll have to stay for the night.It's getting late."

"I guess."

Allen and Lenalee trudged in the thick snow.I followed.DUH.

"Hey!"I waved.They turned around and gaped.

"WHAT are YOU DoINg HERe?"

"Um...HELLO?!I am the AUTHOR!I can make appearances whenever and WHEREVER I LIKE."

"Those shades are not your color..."

"Um...these?No...I borrowed them from Tyki."

"SAY WHAT?!"

"Yup!Or should I say I stole it..."

"WHAT???"

"Sheeesh...don't get so worked up.Or I'll make you do with Lenalee..."

"Do WHAT?"

"Awww...Allen's acting innocent."I grinned."If you get her pregnant,you're dead."

"Um.....how excatly are you gonna do that?"

"I have a pencil,you coconut head!"I said."It makes wonders."

"Prove it."

"Okay."I pulled out my pencil and paper and scribbled out some words.

Allen kisses Lenalee.

It happens.

Allen was kissing Lenalee.

"Don't make me erase the 'kissing and turn it into 'rape'."

"All right!!!!"Allen screamed."Help us find a room!"

"Done."I snapped my fingers."You'll be staying at the inn nearest to the harbor.There will be only one room left,but I made reservations."

"Okay..."

"But..."I started saying.

"Not the 'but'...."

"Only one bed.No arguments?"

"WHAAATTT???"

"Allen?"I said."Again?"

"I got the hell enough of it!"

"Shall I put in the rape word for you,my dear?"

"All right...We'll share a bed..."

"Good!"I'll see you sometime soon..."I snapped my fingers and disappeared.

"Not so soon..."He barely whispered.

"What was that?"My head popped out on Allen.

"GAH!!!N...nothing..."

"All right.But I'm sure I heard something...Anyway,good luck!"I disappeared again.

"Come on Lenalee.Let's go."

"W-wait!"